Omg. Out of all the places I could have gone at that time, why oh why did we end up going to Tescos at the same time?!
How fucking awkward. Ughhh. I have never ever felt more uncomfortable in a situation. I just wanted to run out of the shop. I was not expecting you to be there. I lifted my head up and from the corner of my eye, I saw a figure that looked just like you. He had your hair, your face and your body. Your silhouette flashed by so quickly, I thought I was dreaming but then I glanced over at G hoping she could confirm what I had seen and she was like in the same disbelief I was in... Fuck. I was in so much panic. Like OMG. What could we have done? Did you see us?! I just wanted to hide. But then you walked all the way round, as if you had planned it. You casually strolled over. You looked so rough. Your beard is like an overgrown jungle. It nearly reaches your nose. You looked so dull and lifeless and so stressed out. Your hair was sticking up. You immediately dived into your preprepared speech "hi how was your holidays...." Etc etc but all I managed was to breathe out a hi in my shock. You came closer and I didn't know how to react. Why did you walk so close and like walk between me and G?! Eugh. I don't even know. So I ran away as fast as I could. Like I wanted to be anywhere but there at that time. I don't know what to treat you like.. A friend? An asshole? Fuck. I eventually came back to make it less awkward.. Like I hadn't literally physically run away from you.. It was still awkward. You and G were still talking.. Then it ended when G started talking about the laundry detergent. You went around the corner and I ran to the checkouts to get out of there ASAP.
Scanning my items seemed like a mission. Why did I buy so much shit? This one freaking time. Fml. I saw you leave the shop and was relieved. Phew. But the awkwardness hadn't ended there. You went to the cash machine. Fml. Really?! You needed cash at that fucking time?! I could see you even through the glass and I hoped G wouldn't clock on and pretended you weren't out there. Then we left. I literally crossed the road ASAP because I know you don't walk our way. That's when everything sunk in.

Why did you have to appear?!????!!!?! Why weren't you watching take me out?! Wahhhhh what was I doing?! I was so rude and childish and a fucking awkward turtle. Fml. Face palm moment much?! Fuck. I bet you hate me more now.